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Jack is playing with words
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Who's the Boss? - humor (74 words)
"Don't you ever do anything right? Must I do everything around here?" "But boss …" "Don't interrupt me! Go and do it this time . . . more
About Me
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Describe Yourself:I have two lives - one of a pseudoserious pseudoprofessional pseudoengineer.
And the second - totally lacking any seriousness story (asif)writer.
I enjoy to write and bring smiles to people.
They enjoy less. I mean reading. Usually readers throw things on me after reading my stories. I have no problems with this too. Saves time to buy eggs and tomatoes. By the way, if you decide to throw something on me, could you throw some cucumbers and olive oil? it will help with a salad.
In my stories you can find answers for pressing questions of how to identify an alien or how to sew. You can even learn how to give birth in 3 months. Or you could find out how to buy a puppy for your child. And even if you want to know what to do with dragons, please don't go away. Maybe it will be here.
If you look for a place where you can find answers (usually to totally diferent things you wanted to know), then you came to the right place.
Feel comfortable. Sit down on the sofa, put coffee cup near you, drag Computer screen near you and read.
Aw, almost forgot -I promise not to be angry if you comment on my stories.
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On Gather, I'm Looking For ...:Readers, critics and friends, not neccessary in this order.
And of course some vegetables (see above).
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Greg Schiller, Dec 29, 2009, 9:33AM ESTGreat stories, Jack. I promise not to throw anything but praise and biting criticism at your posts. Uh yeah, and cucumbers. No oil, just cucumbers. Oil is hard to clean off the monitor.
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Angela A., Dec 28, 2009, 11:29AM ESTWell, thank you kindly for the friend request. If you are a humorous one, we'll get along just find. Comedy is the spice of life, is it not?
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